Top 10 Gag Gifts for Adults Dirty – Gags & Practical Joke Toys

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1. MESS

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Pranks for Adults 200/Roll 1.5" x .375" Make Your Friends Laugh, Rectal Use Only Stickers, Funny Gag Gifts for Adults, Stupid Funny Prank Stuff and Practical Jokes, Yellow

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MESS #ad - Pink rumps and juicy behinds - our stickers are 1. 5” x. 375”and have rounded edges and sticky tabs. Backsides, bums & bottoms - if you're a teenager trapped in an adults body and love stupid stuff, you may enjoy pranking your coworkers, neighbors and family with these stickers. If, you embark on this misadventure, it will likely be a HUGE MISTAKE that you will REGRET FOR LIFE.

Cans & keisters - white elephant gifts, prank gifts, social events, or conferences are examples of other completely INAPPROPRIATE situations where you may decide to bring along a roll of our stickers. The perfect funny gifts for April Fools Day. The perect cheap gag, funny gift, birthday parties, or office prank. Your recipients will be so preoccupied when they receive a sticker they’ll overlook that placing one on their property was WRONG. No ifs or butts - these stickers should never be placed on any items that you don’t own, such as a restaurant menu, your grandmothers recipe box, dads chain saw, however, your frenemies cell phone or your neighbors garden gnome.

They're waterproof and won't leave any residue on whatever surface you'd stuck them to, which you should have NEVER done in the first place. They will be easily noticed and appreciated, even though you should ONLY stick them on YOUR OWN property. No backend messes - these stickers easily adhere and remain in place until they're peeled off.
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ManufacturerMESS #ad
Height2.5 Inches
Length2.5 Inches
Weight0.13 Pounds
Width1.7 Inches
Part NumberMESS-REC1-2020

2. Sphincter Golf

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Great Adult & Family Party Game. Fun Drinking Game, & Secret Santa. Amusing Fun for All. Everyone Laughs!, White Elephant, Gag Gift, Sphincter Golf Hilarious Game Set

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Sphincter Golf #ad - Set includes one 1 stainless steel collapsible cup and three 3 wooden nickels + one 1 Sphincter Golf sticker. Sphincter golf is a hilarious game that makes people laugh! Enjoy with family and friends of all ages.

Packaging and directions are included. Perfect for parties, gatherings, white elephant exchange, secret santa and gag fit. The object is simple: place the cup on the ground, transport them towards the cup without dropping, aim and release your best shot. Approximately the size of a hockey puck. Hilarious and absurd! Compact package allows easy transport. Fun and laughter for all! Laugh, temporarily store coins between your glutes outside the clothing!, keep score and crown your champion! .
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ManufacturerSphincter Golf #ad
Part NumberSG001

3. Witty Yeti

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Witty Yetis Dehydrated Water 16oz Can. NEW Formula! Essential Camping & Survival Supply. Funny Gag Gift & Adult Stocking Stuffer for Men & Women. Hilarious Novelty & Practical Joke.

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Witty Yeti #ad - Any of your friends into prepping, survival or camping and hiking? We guarantee they will laugh their asses off when you give them this critical element of any preparedness strategy.

Make thirst disappear with our new formula that when diluted, can make up to infinite gallons of water. If you’re not 100% completely satisfied, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right! Guaranteed to get laughs. How else would you be able to store dehydrated water? Great gag gift idea for a dad for father’s day, guys who love goofy presents and pranks, or just as a surprise for a friend or loved one with a refined sense of humor. Just add water to this hilarious product. So practical - we couldn’t believe it wasn’t available sooner! Yes, this is a real product featuring a 16oz steel can for long-term storage. Lifetime money back guarantee! we stand behind all of our products.
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ManufacturerWitty Yeti's Next Level Pranks & Gag Gifts #ad
Height3.9 Inches
Length4.49 Inches
Weight0.15 Pounds
Width4.02 Inches
Part NumberDehydrated Water Adult Stocking Stuffer
ModelDehydrated Water Adult Stocking Stuffer

4. Gears Out

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Wet Wipes Weird Gifts for Friends Fart Gag Gifts Stocking Stuffers for Adults White Elephant, Did I Just Shit My Pants Wipes

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Gears Out #ad - Clean up with these hilarious handy wipes. Who doesn’t love a gift that’s hysterical and useful too? . Give all the hard-to-buy-for folks on your shopping list a pack of useful Did I Just Shit My Pants Wet Wipes. Hilarious unisex gag gift for friends, family, and coworkers – everyone, everywhere has made the unfortunate mistake of waiting a moment too long.

The discreet travel size pack will keep your dirty little secret for you, the bar, so nobody knows you experienced more than thunder down under. A wacky, or care packages. Not for use on sensitive skin*. Always be ready at work, the supermarket, or anywhere else a fart can go oh so very wrong. A healthy dose of potty humor – not only is this funny poop gift sure to have your friends rolling with laughter, they’re also handy, powerful wipes. They’re also an easy choice for father’s day, valentine’s day, birthday presents, mother’s day, WEIRD GIFT FOR ANY OCCASION: Shit My Pants Wipes are an unexpected and truly awesome addition to gift baskets, christmas stocking stuffers, Secret Santa gifts or White Elephant Gift Exchanges.

That was a little too wet – you trusted a fart, and now there’s a scary squish in your knickers. Don’t freak out! grab some did i just shit my pants Wipes, and save yourself! Always be ready – a pack of shit my pants wipes can help you through any situation where shit happens.
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ManufacturerGears Out #ad
Height1.1 Inches
Length5.4 Inches
Weight0.13 Pounds
Width2.7 Inches
Part NumberGEARS-SHT-PNT-WIPES

5. MyPenIsStuck

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Pronounced My_Pen_is_Stuck. This is The Ultimate Dad Gift Adult Gag Gift Naughty Secret Santa Gift Yankee Swap Fathers Day Novelty DIY Gadget Tool Ink Pen with LED Penlight, MyPenIsStuck

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MyPenIsStuck #ad - Grab it today! fine point - Makes every pen stroke enjoyable. Hangs free - the angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the heat of the moment. Your mind may wander. But he will know right where HIS PEN IS. Conveniently accessible - His tool will be right where it's NEEDED. Physics 101. Comfortable grip - fits well in his hand or yours.
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ManufacturerCreativePi #ad
Weight0.03 Pounds
Part NumberMPIS01
Warranty30 Day warranty from date of purchase.

6. Gears Out

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Stress Relief Funny Gag Gifts for Adults Weird Gifts Stocking Stuffers Secret Santa Gifts for Coworkers Unique White Elephant Ideas Orange Therapy Putty, Smart Ass Donkey Dough

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Gears Out #ad - 100% awesome for any occasion: smart ass donkey dough is a funny, gift baskets, thoughtful addition to care packages, and Christmas stockings. Stress relief is only a tin away – stress is just part of life. There’s no way around it, but you can relieve it and make sure it doesn’t turn you into a basket case.

Smart ass donkey Dough is the great equalizer, because smartasses are everywhere. Don’t let them bring you down to their level. You’ll be able to handle their insults and petty one-liners like a champ. This makes it the perfect weird stocking stuffer for adults, and you’re better than that. Specially designed to soothe away stress created by annoying people: Release tension as you soften the specially formulated, orange putty by squeezing and kneading it in your hands. Don’t let the smartass win – there are way too many smartasses that have a sense of entitlement and earned their positions through backstabbing and trickery.

When the smart asses of the world start bringing you down, have this tin handy. Release the beast on Smart Ass Donkey Dough. Need a funny present for a white Elephant Gift Exchange? This cool therapy putty will donkey kick the fun into high gear. A funny stocking stuffer for adults – has life got you down? too many jerks and smart asses in the world treating you like crap? They’re asses, taking smart asses and turning them into straight up donkey dicks.
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ManufacturerGears Out #ad
Part NumberGEARS-SMART-ASS-PTTY

7. Witty Yeti

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Witty Yeti’s You Are a D**K Offensive Business Card 25 Pack. Spread Fun to Friends & Enemies Alike! Funny Gag Gift, Naughty Adults Against Humanity & Dirty Santa Parties, Prank & Joke for Fraternities

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Witty Yeti #ad - Whip out a great gag gift. Spunky coworker trying to beat you on a project? Dad making fun of you for being small? Don’t worry, we all know you’re a grower. Don’t be a d**K to Dick. Have a friend named richard? there has literally never been a more perfect gift for him.

A total of 25 d**K cards per order! You are actively doing him a disservice if you don’t get him these. Unleash 3. 5” of rock hard justice. This stroke of genius is guaranteed to bring 45-60 seconds of pure bliss. Friend giving you a hard time? slip one in their backpack. Get back at those who’ve wronged you with Witty Yeti’s new “You Are a D**K” calling card.

We’ve all been shafted before. You’re looking for a novelty gift for someone who enjoys tasteful, understated humor, then these D**K cards are for you. You are a d**k cards are printed on business-card sized 2” x 3. 5” 16pt, high quality UV-coated paper for maximum impact.
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ManufacturerWitty Yeti #ad
Part NumberOBCParent1
Modelgreatest anonymous car driver revenge

8. LEGO

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LEGO Nintendo Entertainment System 71374 Building Kit; Creative Set for Adults; Build Your Own NES and TV, New 2021 2,646 Pieces

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LEGO #ad - It also makes the best LEGO gift for gamer friends. Trigger nostalgic memories as you build this wonderfully detailed LEGO brick Nintendo Entertainment System 71374 and interactive, 1980s-style television displaying the classic Super Mario Bros.

Game. The buildable tv measures over 8” 22. 5cm high, 9” 23. 5cm wide and 6” 16cm deep, and alongside the NES model makes a cool display item for your home or office. Fans. Whether you were an nes gamer back in the day, creative DIY project to leave you feeling revitalized, this 2, fun, or are just looking for an immersive, a fan of retro stuff, 646-piece model building kit is ideal for you.

The tv has a handle-operated scrolling screen and if you scan the action brick by placing LEGO Mario figure not included in the slot on top, he will react to the on-screen enemies, obstacles and power-ups. Authentic details of the nes console are recreated in LEGO style, including a controller and an opening slot for the buildable Game Pak with a realistic locking function to delight Super Mario Bros.
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ManufacturerLEGO #ad
Height4.88 Inches
Length22.91 Inches
Width18.9 Inches
Part Number71374
Model6303705

9. Talkie Toys Products

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Fake News and More, Talkie Toys Products Blah Button -Talking Button Features Hilarious Blah Sayings, Funny Gifts for Calling Out Political Blah Blah

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Talkie Toys Products #ad - The 12 blah phrases all say “blah, Blah, Blah, ” each in their own different unique ways. The blah Button is battery operated. Activate the 12 different phrases simply by pressing the Blah, Blah button.

We will help resolve any questions you may have, Blah, please contact us direct. Ideal as an office toy or as a funny gag gift. The blah button is simply your best bet to get out of a boring conversation, quickly and humorously! The blue and orange button is well constructed and it plays 12 unique Blah phrases in different vocal tones and styles. The 12 hilarious phrases are perfect for stress relief in all sorts of situations in the office, at school or at home.
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ManufacturerTalkie Toys #ad
Height3.5 Inches
Length3.5 Inches
Width1.7 Inches
Part NumberM4BLA
ModelM4BLA

10. Gears Out

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Crusty Cock Wipes Weird Roosters for Friends Stocking Stuffers for Men Brother Husband Sister Wife dad mom BFF Room Mate Bachelorette Bachelor Party Favors Secret Santa Travel Size Rooster Gags

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Gears Out #ad - A funny cock gift for any occasion: crusty cock wipes are a hilariously surprising addition to gift baskets, birthday presents, Christmas stocking stuffers, or care packages. Just pull out the discreet, travel-size pack and take care of any unfortunate messes before the hens start clucking.

They’re also perfect for Secret Santa gifts or White Elephant Gift Exchanges. Don’t let a crusty cock spoil your chances of happiness. Hilarious gag gift for friends and family – inspiring unexpected fits of laughter brightens everyone’s day. No pain, all gain. Handy and prize cock approved – a pack of crusty cock wipes is the go-to solution for sticky situations when surprises pop up.

A healthy dose of rooster humor – not only is this funny gift for men sure to catch your friends off guard and have them rolling, they’re also awesome moist wipes. Surprise someone with this hilarious package of Crusty Cock Wipes, and the room is sure to explode with laughter. Clean cocks are happy cocks – crusty cock wipes are a revolution in rooster maintenance technology.
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ManufacturerGears Out #ad
Part NumberGEARS-CRUST-CCK-WPS